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not a lady's man i'm a landmine
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Anonymous asked: Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???


they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

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These plus size models are so toned, tall, blemish-free and pear-shaped. They are unrealistic too and advertisments think they are so forward thinking with “All bodies are beautiful” but they haven’t got a clue.

(via gofatyourself)

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boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

(via porn4ladies)

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i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(Source: averagefairy, via monpetitelapin)

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