not a lady's man i'm a landmine
not a lady's man i'm a landmine
My entire life is a piece of performance art.
Embrace it or fuck off.
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  • my bf: *doesnt reply*

  • me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
  • my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

  • me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
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my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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Contrary to popular belief satire isn’t supposed to exploit or offend the already marginalized. That would be: Exploitative Humor.

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