not a lady's man i'm a landmine
not a lady's man i'm a landmine
My entire life is a piece of performance art.
Embrace it or fuck off.
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I love sausage in and around my mouth
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  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
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I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult. words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

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